No He Did Not Just Say That

In a news story about an American Indian tribe's refusal to allow the members of Westboro Baptist Church (who, pastored by Fred Phelps, believe that soldiers' deaths are punishment from God for the country's tolerance of homosexuals) to protest outside the funeral of National Guard Cpl. Nathan Goodiron, the lawyer for the protesters said, "We don't go on private land."

He continued, "We don't get into anyone's private area."

NPH does't wish to make light of such ungodly hatemongers or the lawyers who represent them, but surely the irony of that statement could not be lost on Phelps and his flock of followers. "We don't get into anyone's private area."

Actually, y'all spend your entire lives in people's private areas.