Let Me Get This Straight

Alex Rodriguez injected a substance into his body twice a month in six month cycles for three years thinking that it was an "energy booster."

Note to self: try taking morning coffee intravenously.

Alex Rodriguez describes his three year affair with the substance as the stupid escapades of a "young" and "naive" ballplayer, even though he was 24, 25, and 26 when he took it, had played five full seasons beforehand, and had already played in three All-Star games.

Note to self: you're 32 with an advanced degree and four years into a career. Stop being so stupid.