Super Tuesday

I endorsed Biden, and he folded.

I leeeaned towards Edwards, and he folded.

"Stop!" they urged me. "Stop before you kill all the candidates."

Friends, today is election day in California.

I have voted.

I have connected the lines on my Democratic Party of Riverside County absentee ballot and staked my claim in the city's, the county's, the state's, and the country's future.

Enough of the suspense.

After much careful thought, soul searching, and deliberation, I have voted for . . .

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. . .

"Yes." The number of roosters one may own in the city should be limited to seven.

Upon news of my vote, several prominent roosters have left the city.