Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Waiter Chronicles: My Tortured Conscience--The Waiter Responds

john walker | 3:19 PM |
The Waiter has responded to my agonized plea for guidance regarding Saturday night's episode, wherein I was offered food by the chef, but no other waiter was.

Here is his response, in full. Well, almost:

"[expletive deleted] those waiters. Eat the salmon when you can. They'd probably do the same thing to you. We're a rather mercenary bunch. Waiters come and go - stay tight with the kitchen guys.

Happy Holidays

Waiter"

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